自嘲、自黑与自残——就这样黑来黑去 作者: 司马3忌

自嘲是一种境界,自黑是一种手段,自残是一种态度,自杀就是不想玩了。
 
“靠,俺这理工男咋就写出了这么哲学的段子?不科学,疑似抄袭。”
 
上面这句就是叫做:自嘲。体现了一种自信与洒脱的境界。哼!
 
今年的韩寒却是从自黑开始的,自打当起了导演,韩寒的自黑照片就没停止过,估计是嫌效果不够明显,紧接着连“国民岳父”都欣欣然接受了,这,这,这让那些对韩寒推崇备至的公知们情何以堪?这让那些赞誉韩寒是“当代鲁迅”的媒体们连个改版“当代周迅”的时间都没有。
 
锅中水热蛙先知,韩寒这是在和时间赛跑吗?今天居然贴出了少年韩寒女装照,这已经是自残的节奏了,虽然看上去还远没有触及小韩的底线。如果女装照还是缺乏效果,再就只能贴车模照了,或许小韩的相机里还有冠希第二系列?
 
俺能弱弱地问一句吗?如果自残再不奏效,接下去会是“不想玩了”吗?
 
也不知道是哪个家伙替小韩出的馊主意?红毛华侨李剑芒?切,白瞎了韩家的龙虾刺身海底捞。
 
在俺看来,其实小韩完全没有必要这样干。年纪轻轻,手脚灵便,粉丝尚在,社交有圈。不混文化界还可以混混娱乐界。实在不行,还可以向路金波取取经,拉几个小伙子搞搞合唱团……如今个人形象上自黑加自残,再被网友们在文学方面扒几层皮,就里里外外都没了东西,如同落地的包子,要皮没皮要馅没馅,还有什么价值?
 
萌芽首届新概念的那个莫名其妙的一等奖,要奖状你没奖状,要镜框你又没镜框,连萌芽杂志社都不愿意为你小韩正名,还害得网友们磨破了嘴皮跑断了腿,后面还不知道有什么损招等着你。你韩寒还要它干嘛?还不如认认真真出个声明解释一下,萌芽的老李也没了负担,公证处作家协会省得被缠,上级领导也少了压力,挺你的公知们也存了体面,自己还可以理直气壮地混混娱乐圈……
 
网友们无非也只是为了揭穿“文学天才”的谎言,还青少年一个真实的世界观罢了,谁还耐烦天天打官司闹信访?新的社会热点层出不穷,话题一转你小韩也就过了这道坎了。
 
网络文化世界,天大的事情一旦尘埃落定,事不过三天。今天还有多少人记得马航370是哪天不见的?
 
这年头的事情,该决不决,该断不断,趋势不清,走向不明,风口浪尖混日子的人,哪个敢保证自己在明天早晨还一定能穿上鞋?
 
否则,就这样黑来黑去,像鸵鸟啦飞翔,万一真的碰上个零下一度,就真的是你小韩的光荣日了……
 
这样就很好玩了吗?笨!
 

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