韩寒和成语

 
◆◆韩寒和成语
       hgd99 2014-04-26
 
据深圳晚报载:“今年初,国家新闻出版广电总局发出通知,要求全国广电系统学习借鉴《中国汉字听写大会》《汉字英雄》等节目经验,积极开办弘扬和传承优秀传统文化的原创文化节目。专家指出,拿文化当幌子、把娱乐当核心的所谓文化类节目已经偃旗息鼓。今年的电视荧屏上,将出现更多有品质的文化节目。《成语英雄》第二季将在3月28日强势回归,本报独家获悉,韩寒和郭敬明出任评委都在洽谈中”。
南都网载“河南卫视接洽路金波 韩寒或加盟《成语英雄》。第一季中“一元二忠”的“成语先生”三人阵容,其中两位都换了人,崔永元确定不再当“成语先生”,而节目组将邀请一位“80后名作家”接替他的位置。网友根据“80后”这个线索猜测,这个人有可能是郭敬明或韩寒。记者获悉,河南卫视方面将于近日与路金波接洽,他恰恰是韩寒的老板”……“又闻韩寒,窦文涛,钱文忠将坐任《成语英雄》成语先生”。
 
要说真正够得上称《成语先生》的人非韩寒莫属。河南卫视真还找对了人。“总所周知”,仅仅一部《三重门》就创造了数十条传世成语,而且传播甚快。一些成语如“四两拔干片”一年内几乎无人不知,无人不晓。一位网友@与田多三郎 还用所见到的韩寒成语写了一个段子《用韩寒成语写的正常文章一篇》:
【话说萌芽杂志社文人相亲,搞了个新概念大赛。韩仁均叫儿子写篇作文,韩寒韩寒中学成绩差,七门功课亮红灯,破着头发,手脚笨掘,一脸为脸,怎么也写不出来。事关孩子前程,得了名次将来可以上大学名校。这正是一个四两拔干片的大好机会。韩父拿出阵年老醋,名曰《求医》。全文柳扬顿挫,妙笔层出不层,也有不少地方精野无理。萌芽杂志社编辑们与韩父是校友,收到这篇作文,为韩寒单独安排复试,监考中还拍手称慢。于是又有了一篇《杯中窥人》。在给差生韩寒颁发了一个作文大赛一等奖后,又推出小说《三重门》,少年文学天才横空出世,众生不哗。整个事件破朔迷离,不想多年后功亏一贯。】别说,这一段还很形象的。
 
其实韩寒的贡献不仅仅表现在创造成语,还在于用行动展示和诠释了很多常用成语。只要把这两年在高楼所见到的韩寒及其同伙的可耻言行与常用成语一一对照,一部活生生的“成语大辞典”说明书立刻呈现眼前。比如:
胸无点墨  以假乱真   李代桃僵  损人利己  假公济私  鸡鸣狗盗  一丘之貉  装腔作势  目中无人  恬不知耻
呆如木鸡  滥竽充数   指鹿为马  掩耳盗铃  虚张声势  欺世盗名  鲜廉寡耻  胸无点墨  藏垢纳污  口出狂言
一意孤行  死心塌地   胡言乱语  异想天开  空前绝后  臭味相投  贼心不死  别有用心  狐假虎威  目空一切
狼狈为奸  蝇营狗苟   晴天霹雳  缩头乌龟  言不由衷  表里不一  气急败坏  张口结舌  病入膏肓  垂头丧气
贻害无穷  丧家之犬   摇尾乞怜  一筹莫展  围魏救赵  丢卒保车  垂死挣扎  臭不可闻  无可奈何  无言以对
无计可施  遗臭万年 …… 这一个个成语用来描绘韩寒现象,无不立竿见影。
 
经过这两年多打假,网络还出现了一些新成语。例如: “当代鲁迅”,“意见领袖”,“黄麟刺韩”,“明泽搭桥”,“天才是个P,只要会装B”,“正龙拍虎,韩寒写书”,“短爪增高”,“寒辛如苦”,“韩驴技穷”,“韩乞逼人”,“爹影重重” ,“ 水落屎出 ”,“近猪者痴” ,“诚亡耻韩” ,“出口成章(脏)”,“自暴自弃,自残自黑”,“弃女保骗”…… 而且,随着事态发展,韩式专用成语词典还在源源不断地补充、丰富。
 
虽然韩寒在发展中华成语上有如此“贡献”,但韩寒能不能出席这次《成语英雄》播出还是个问题。一则河南卫视眼见网络对骗子如此质疑。可能不愿意为此人坏了一锅汤,估计不会贸然邀请,一则即便河南卫视发出了邀请,也怀疑韩寒有木有出场的胆子,到时可能有一万个推辞的借口。
果然《成语英雄》3月28日开播至今已有四期,成语嘉宾中有王蒙和窦文涛,钱文忠,偏偏就没有韩寒。看到那三位嘉宾在主持节目时的轻松,幽默,引起了观众的浓厚兴趣和参与热情。真可惜呀,韩寒要是不出席《成语英雄》当评委,真乃是中国文学界的一大损失!至少是电视观众的一大憾事!韩寒哪怕能漏一漏小脸,那种欢乐一定会加一个更字。首先在身高问题上就能亮一亮相;够不够1.73?有木有穿增高靴、戴假头套?必然在光天化日之下一目了然,其次,如果哪一位参赛忽然向主持人韩寒提问,自小熟读经书的韩寒完全可以借此场合一展才华,以让方舟子们闭嘴,如果在这个台面上发言不到三句话就露了怯,或者有人问到《三重门》里的成语典故,天才突然当众哑火,瞪着双眼尿湿了裤子,那也可以让观众们欣赏一下天下大笑话,体会体会什么是真正【有品质的文化节目】了。
 
两年前草根倒韩开始时,韩寒还以【“虚惊一场”这四个字是人世间最美好的成语,比起什么兴高采烈,五彩缤纷,一帆风顺都要美好百倍。你可懂什么叫失去。这些时间来,更觉如此。愿悲伤恐惧能够过去,事外之人更懂珍惜】的段子来安慰自己。其实,这是韩寒的言不由衷,也是一厢情愿。时至今日,自从司马等人把网上的打假求真付诸投诉、起诉和上访等司法实践,那后果就绝不是“虚惊一场”的事情,韩寒们的穷途末路已经是指日可待,到那时“悲伤恐惧”的就不仅仅是韩寒一个人了!

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