手抄稿《三重门》中未改正的部分错别字 ---- 作者:盛世方衡

若问:一个不会写胸、或、猴、毕、底、步、蒙······等等常用汉字的人,是个什么人?如果说是一个大名鼎鼎的作家,你信吗?

署名韩寒的《光明与磊落》出版以后,众说纷纭。我没买此书,微博上常见到朋友们晒出的零散书页文字。我就这么随便看看,估计大约看了手抄稿《三重门》百分之五的文字。真是不看不知道,看了吓一跳!就这总计约5%的文字里面,除了无数已经涂抹和修改了的书写错误、错别字之外,几乎每一页(有时晒出的是几行字)都能发现未改正的错别字。其错误之多,错误之低级、离奇,匪夷所思,令人如芒在背如鲠在喉不吐不快。下面是我见到的未经韩仁均修改的错误(反复出现,不是笔误),不完全的列举。

1,  或,缺笔划撇。

2,  戒,缺笔划撇。

3,  贼,缺笔划撇。

4,  绒,缺笔划撇。

5,  惑,缺笔划撇。

首次见到或字缺撇,我不以为意,书写中偶尔遗漏一笔也算正常。但后来发现,组成各个字的戈部都缺一撇!买噶的!韩二啊!

6,  底,缺笔划点。

7,  抵,缺笔划点。

8,  低,缺笔划点。

韩二!草包!

9,步,上部止,错写成上。

10,涉,右边上部止,错写成上。有时在右下还多加一点。

显然,韩寒从小就没学对步字及笔划中含步的字的写法。韩二!草包!白痴!

11,皆,上部比,错为此。

12,毕,上部比,错为此。

   韩二!草包!白痴!傻逼!毕字写成这样,还想高中毕业?小学都毕不了业!我要压压火气才能往下写了。

13,马德保,德字,心上缺一横。(大多数缺一横,小部分有横,可能是仁均修改添加的)。这可不是毛笔书法作品之不写横。

14,蔡老师,蔡字,中间两点缺一点变夕。

   这两位是书中出现了无数次的重要人物啊!尼玛!再看: 

15,隆,缺短横。

16,蒙,缺短横。

17,该,第五笔划撇折错为撇。

18,刻,第五笔划撇折错为撇。

19,胸,缺笔划竖。

20,拜,缺少一横。(有时不缺,看不出是否修改添加的)。

21,缠,缺笔划点。

22,疑,生造一字,左下矢改为禾。

23,惶,生造一字,生造为言旁加皇。

24,讽,生造一字,生造为口旁加风。

25,迥,生造一字,将其中冋改为同。

26,鼠,上部臼错为白。

27,猴,生造一字,将猴字其中立人旁改为一点一撇。

   小学一年级或之前最喜欢的动物、跳不过的必学字——猴,也错?错得离谱?我先是百思不得其解,后见韩二写狮字无误,才知此畜生来历。再来再来:

28,沙滩,错为沙摊。

29,不妥,错为不觅。

30,拐弯,生造一字,拐字生造成提手旁加号。

31,泼妇,生造一字,泼字生造为三点水加友。

32,鉴于此,生造一字,鉴下部金改为佥。

33,喇叭,错为嗽叭。

34,应有尽有,错为应有仅有。

35,面面相觑,生造一字,觑右边见改为页。

36,伦敦,错为伦郭。错中有错,韩二抄稿先以为是轮廓,再将轮廓错为伦郭。

37,惊蛰,错为惊蜇。

   食海蜇?泄天机?文骗蛰伏何太久?如今惊赴海底捞!

38,《红楼梦》,错为《红楼门》。

   这骗子,心里只想着《三重门》的门门门?潜意识认为《三重门》媲美《红楼梦》天下第二?

39,《淮南子》,错为《准南子》。

   这脑残流氓,是在想着春秋时期的南子到底准不准许吧?在想着为何只曰不日吧?

40,插嘴,错为抽嘴。

   鼎鼎大名的韩寒,二子、草包、白痴、文骗、流氓,我现在只相信:你真的是欠抽!

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