“国民岳父”的背后 作者:四川一杀猪的

不得不承认,韩寒在被质疑之前,的确或主动或被动地拥有着很多“头衔”,随着质疑不断扶持深入和事实真相渐渐浮出水面,这些“头衔”又一个一个或主动或被动地被摘掉,沦为如今“文学天才不能写作、意见领袖不再发言、周刊人物极难露面、当代鲁迅长期龟缩”的境地。很显然,这种情况让必须依靠名声和人气生存的韩家很蛋疼。虽然他们曾通过很多手法和伎俩想尽快结束这场“质疑”,然而随着杭州一男子连续不断的申请上诉,质疑人士持续不断地揭露挖掘,让原本抱有一线希望的韩家再次感受到前所未有的危机。如何在进退维谷之间寻求一条出路?也许这是韩家一直思考得最多也最头疼的问题,也许,这才是“国民岳父”横空出世的真正原因。
2013年的“光棍节”这天,韩寒突然晒出自己女儿的照片,虽然他事后解释此举纯属巧合,但随后南方系迅速跟进,以图文结合的形式对韩寒父女之间的问题进行了专题报道,引起了网上一片哗然,引诱得少数女星也激情加盟,甚至暧昧地玩起“娃娃亲”之说。此时,这个呀呀学语的小姑娘才算真正进入了公众视野,但似乎并未成为持久的热议话题。
原本以为这只是韩寒为秀父爱的一个小插曲,之后这个孩子就应该远离与其年龄极不相称的网络世界,远离成人们的是非争斗,但未曾想到的是:2014年元月,韩家再次高调秀出女儿照片,这次引发的评论除了“萌、可爱”之类的赞誉之词外,竟然有人开始直呼“岳父大人”,从对话的语气和内容来看,这第一个报名竞争“女婿”之人并非倒韩人士的恶意侮辱,更像韩家拥趸的刻意恭维,甚至极有可能是韩家新一轮的自我炒作。因为从亭林镇工作室及时转发的态度和韩寒的回复来看,韩家对这种外人看来充满侮辱意味的称呼居然是欣然接受,尤其是后来作为韩家主控的“一个APP工作室”主动提出“某导有国民岳父的趋势”之论,更是坐实了韩家主动并刻意炒作之嫌。当然,从以前韩家搭桥告官、韩父化名骂儿子等做派来看,他们为了炒作向来是不择手段,只是没想到已经升级到用幼女做为道具这么恶劣无耻而已。
可是,韩家这次自封极具“侮辱性”的国民岳父究竟意欲何为呢?前面俺说过,最大可能就是寻求一条出路,而抱着女儿跳进粪坑这种做法究竟想达到什么效果?俺认为有三种可能:
一是搅浑水转移视线。这主要是针对近期司马3忌等人紧盯萌芽的应对之策,韩家深知,如果不尽快转移这些人的视线,任其深挖下去,肯定会出问题,而且极有可能被连根刨起,到时就不是承认不承认的问题,而是造假团伙大小的问题。因此,他们必须制造一个话题并迅速炒热,让大众关注和争论的焦点在不知不觉中转移。“主动招亲”、“被动纳婿”无疑是一个很吸引人的点子。
二是装受辱博取同情。虽然众人都痛恨骗子,但绝大多数人潜意识里还是同情弱者。俺一直认为韩寒在这次质疑中之所以引起公愤和众怒,除了造假本身的客观原因外,还有一个原因就是韩寒一直以来由于自恃有大V撑腰、有粉丝护驾,时时处处言行举止中无不彰显着强势狂妄,大有打遍天下无敌手、老虎屁股谁敢摸的气势。而正是那种不学无术的装逼耍酷、自以为是的满嘴跑马、嚣张气盛的粗言秽语、高高在上的指手划脚,让很多人极其反感恶心,从而紧盯两年也绝不退去。当韩家发现硬守不能阻挡攻势,软退不能消除质疑的时候,理所当然就只能打打悲情牌最大限度博取同情了。而要扮演弱者,谁都知道这两爷子是无法承担主角的,最好的人选当然就是那个年幼的女儿,如果能够成功将“对一个幼女的侮辱”转嫁到倒韩人士身上,那今后倒韩派所作所为的可信度必将大大降低。最近突然冒出的“谁来保护韩寒的女儿”这种论调,已经彰显了韩家险恶用心的初步效果。
三是吸眼球宣传电影。说实话,最开始听说韩寒要拍电影俺还以为只是一个玩笑,毕竟,就凭其在多处视频中表现出来的木讷、愚蠢和无知,俺实在难以相信他能够读懂剧本、理解剧情,别看开机之前装模作样地谈了谈什么电影元素,大吹其以前写过多少剧本,装出一副资深电影人的模样,但明眼人都知道,就凭他能写出那段文字鬼才相信。由于这次转行拍电影决定着韩寒能否挽回点名誉和粉丝,所以韩家绝对不敢掉以轻心,再加上有“一座城池”的惨败教训,因此,他们必须通过各种炒作来宣传造势,不管香臭好坏,只要尽量扩大知名度就行。而当前,没被韩家炒过或者说还没炒糊的,也就只有那个孩子,而最能引爆眼球的,莫过于由亲生父亲把自己的女儿“嫁”出去,那样,到电影上线的时候,女婿总得捧捧场吧,而且,只有一个女婿显然不行,因此,“国民岳父”的头衔韩家从一当初显得就是志在必得。
 
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