《从一盘象棋残局解读韩二傻和他的爹》作者:Henry Hunter

2012年的最后一天,公司年度大会如期召开。领导在大会上忍不住爆粗口:“龙年真他妈的不是好年头,总是事情多!”一句话,说到韩二傻子爷俩的心坎上去了。

龙年即将过去,2013年春节后就是蛇年了,小龙接大龙,也不知道韩二傻子这爷俩一口气能不能憋到小龙年。

今天下午公司同仁全到饭店里面搞活动去了,咱难得清闲留在办公室里,尽情黑白大战之后,想换换口味,于是再度翻出一盘不久前见过的象棋残局,细细研究起来,竟发觉韩二傻子的淫姿居然跃然盘上,并且有多达六种解读。

  • 这个黑方的老“将”挺像韩二傻子,废物一个,居然还有那么多“车马炮”之类的公知为其前腐后妓。尽管如此,韩二傻子最终依然难逃裸奔的厄运,一头扎入“士象”们组成的三重门里,深锁重门。
  • 紧挨着黑方的老“将”旁边的黑“马”是韩二傻子,而黑老“将”是韩二傻子的爹,很明显,这是标准的坑爹嘛,您瞧,这二傻子把爹给憋屈的,空有一身鬼才也无施展的机会。
  • 已经冲到底线的俩“卒”分别是韩二傻子和他的爹,从头至尾都是摆设嘛,是公知们操纵的俩木偶,清闲是清闲,只能左右晃荡,不能进也不能退,所谓进退维谷是也。
  • 韩二傻子是黑底线的八路马,在文学的领域里,从未学习过,从未进步过,一直躲在三重门里,装神弄鬼。当代笔鬼把戏被揭穿后,死猪不怕开水烫,依然就地龟缩,绝无“是骡子是马,走两步遛遛”的勇气。
  • 韩二傻子的爹和二傻子分别是红“帅”和红“兵”,平时其实不见面,但分工明确,一个躲在屋子里码字,用键盘不断地敲啊敲,据说用的还是五笔,另一个专门在外面野,也就会开车,左拐右拐往前,一直往前,直到开进死胡同,撞到南墙也不回头,死撑呢。
  • 韩二傻子和他的爹是那两头黑“猪”,貌似强大,其实也就会不断地碰瓷,政治是爷俩的救命稻草,只是爷俩在碰瓷的过程中,节操碎了一地。

仁者见仁智者见智,还有哪些解读?欢迎大家来续。

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