《倒韩娱乐化创意大比拼》

 Henry · Hunter

2012年轰轰烈烈的倒韩运动亮点纷呈,各路人马八仙过海各显神通,从各个角度不断证明了韩二傻子之新概念大赛作弊及文章为他人代笔之斑斑劣迹。  韩二傻已经原形毕露,但是决意要做猪坚强,因此,倒韩已经进入新阶段,需要娱乐化,倒韩创意大比拼应该成为2013年的新热点。

由于草根技术派的不懈努力,证明韩二傻没有能力的铁证已经够多,草根技术派勤劳十点及聪明的一叔等很辛苦,为此付出了很多精力,但如果公权力介入寻找铁证,那绝对能有事半功倍的效果。 如果没有公权力的介入,铁证又如何?有一种混合物叫王水,纵然是金块,也能给溶了。

没有公权力的介入,想让韩二傻为造假付出物质上的代价,那是不可能的,方舟子最早清醒地认识到了这一点。

最早认识到应该进入倒韩娱乐化的也是方舟子。 韩二傻在视频采访中言之灼灼称自己173,且绘声绘色地比划着自己的鼻子说大部分车手身高只够得着他鼻尖那儿。方舟子于是从测量身高着手,成功地另辟蹊径证明了韩二傻是个习惯性说谎者。 而司马3忌等一干理科生以CAD技术和严密的数学计算,根据不同的参照物不厌其烦地对韩二傻的身高一次又一次地进行精确测绘,让无尺量高高潮迭起,至今仍在继续,而且成功地将韩二傻的净身高锁定在166-167之间。

天涯莫怒带领众草根砌筑的万层高楼《深度解析“韩寒挑战方舟子”一战究竟谁赢了?》及其掀起的一次又一次的抢楼大战,也是倒韩创意中的佼佼者。如今早已在万楼之上继续冲高,“The sky is the limit. ”只有天空才是它的极限。更有汤网哥为天涯倒韩第一楼,致信吉尼斯纪录美国总部,并贴出中英文信件全文。此举令人拍案叫绝啊,让世界人民知道,虽然山寨在中国如此风靡和猖獗,但山寨更让正直善良的人们深恶痛绝。

HENRY HUNTERY的创业日记系列也是一个挺不错的创意,匹诺韩撒谎仪股份有限公司发展迅猛,并且很快走向集团化、国际化,目前已经从单一的匹诺韩撒谎仪产品扩张到影视、娱乐、体育、餐饮及文化领域,遗憾的是发展到如今的规模突然遇到了设计的瓶颈。 最近在面向全球招标公司主打产品匹诺韩便携式撒谎仪的产品设计时,竟然没有任何一家公司的设计能够满足我司对产品的技术规格要求。 其实,我司对产品要求没有什么特别的,只需要满足U盘大小的尺寸的前提下能够做到我司金牌代言匹诺韩的那种“张口就说谎,想都不用想”的水平就行了。 目前,由于天气百年一遇地冷,同时传统新春佳节临近,为了我司员工在央视话筒问到“你感觉幸福吗?”时能掷地有声地大声说,“YES, I DO!”我司目前是长假进行时中,期待假期结束后能有高人突破设计瓶颈。

娱乐化倒韩创意中还有很多可圈可点的,譬如说地瓜熊老六的系列漫画,对韩氏父子的猥琐之刻画,可谓入木三分;倍魄的求被告,一季又一季,精彩纷呈,让骗子无处遁形;爱踢足球的诗人小郑采用贴身紧逼战术,让骗子一日不得安宁!

还有仙人指路010的倒韩小段子其实写得相当不错,可是仙人最近居然不写段子骂韩二傻子了,改骂方舟子了,这点让人匪夷所思。 其实,这事起因大家都知道,可是,仙人骂方舟子有什么用呢?方舟子就是方舟子,他又不是假货,他就是那脾气,你还能把方舟子骂成圆舟子?你若不喜欢方舟子,“就此别过”就是,方舟子难道还能剥夺了你骂韩二的权力?话又说回来,没有方舟子这种性格的人,没有方舟子当初的强悍介入倒韩,就凭麦田那德性能成?实事求是地说,当初没有方舟子,以韩二傻那阵子那势头,麦田那一道歉后,那韩二傻子和路金猪们,还不风光无限、得道成仙了?

一个真实的方舟子不必是我们的偶像、不必是我们的朋友或导师,但绝不应是我们的敌人。 轰轰烈烈的倒韩创意大比拼中,真心地希望能够再次见到仙人的倒韩小段子,倒韩,毕竟不是我们的生活,还不是图个痛快嘛,好比车上遇小偷,谁还不想骂几句?

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    一个真实的方舟子不必是我们的偶像、不必是我们的朋友或导师,但绝不应是我们的敌人。 轰轰烈烈的倒韩创意大比拼中,真心地希望能够再次见到仙人的倒韩小段子,倒韩,毕竟不是我们的生活,还不是图个痛快嘛,好比车上遇小偷,谁还不想骂几句?

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