◆◆“我连他爸一起喜欢”   作者:hgd99

      网络流行陈丹青体:
  陈丹青:“我非常喜欢韩寒,我根本不相信他会抄袭。如果有一天说这个文章是他爸爸写的,我连他爸爸一起喜欢。”
  方舟子:陈丹青看中了一个少年画家的画作,有人证明了那个少年其实不会画画,是他爸爸代画的。陈丹青说:“当然我非常喜欢这个少年画家,我一点不关心是不是别人代画的,我根本不相信他会被代画。如果有一天说这个画作是他爸爸画的,我连他爸爸一起喜欢。
  路人甲,陈丹青可以说:“我非常喜欢蒋方舟,我根本不相信她会抄袭。如果有一天说这个文章是她妈写的,我连她妈一起喜欢。”
  路人乙,陈丹青可以说:“我非常喜欢我的孩子,我并不关心他(她)是不是别人的种,如果有一天说他(她)是个野种,我连那个下野种的傢伙一起喜欢”;
  路人丙,陈丹青可以说:“我非常喜欢吃韩寒的屎,我根本不相信屎不是韩寒拉的。如果有一天说这个屎是他爸爸拉的,我连他爸爸一起喜欢”;
  路人丁,陈丹青可以说:“我非常喜欢喝地沟油,我根本不相信油不是韩寒造的。如果有一天说这个地沟油是他爸爸的产品,我连他爸爸一起喜欢”;
  @王麟笔墨世界:某人中年娶娇妻,得一子,甚喜,逢人便夸。有好事者告之,此儿不似亲生。中年男怒曰:咄!汝多事。我喜此儿,管他是否亲生。若能找到此儿生父,我一并爱之!其妻闻言大喜:相公英明,此儿生父乃隔壁傻二,一直钟情于你,何不亲如一家,君可单日为雌,双日为雄,一家四口,其乐融融。——此文献给某画家。
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倒韩已一年有余,  有些倒韩网友已觉疲惫, 

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倒韩已一年有余,  有些倒韩网友已觉疲惫,  故而有的倒韩网友因此懈怠放松甚或退出倒韩之队伍.
这一点其实很正常,  因为有的人忙于生计,  故而停止倒韩.  但是,  这些网友已经看清韩二龟的真实骗子嘴脸了,  即使现在不直接倒韩,  也不会挺韩的.
猿人君的后台较硬,  有菅员和女某体在支撑着.  所以说,  倒韩网友也别指望着真腐有关机构惩处猿人君和韩二龟.
那该怎么办呢 ?  一旦发现猿人君和韩二龟冒头,  倒韩网友应当立即给予其沉重的打击.  只要长期坚持下去,  韩二龟必处于尴尬的境地,  韩二龟也就难以露脸装逼.
可以说,  倒韩是挺惬意的 !
倒韩持续的时间越长越好 !

 

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看待镇客和公众人物,  不仅要听其言,  也要观其行

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看待镇客和公众人物,  不仅要听其言,  也要观其行

 

 

任何一个公众人物或当木又的镇客,  出于维护并巩固其自身高高在上的权威形象和地位之目的,  会大肆宣传贩卖其思想观点,  并且运用各种策略以使受众对其全盘接受信仰而不生疑.

长期以来,  瓷器国的民众已经习惯于信仰镇客以及令页导的言论而将之奉为金科玉律,  形成了人云亦云随波逐流的风气.

所以说,  如果冒出来一个叛逆人物当代表,  民众就会将其当作英雄和呕像.  就算这个‘‘代表’’是一个骗子,  有些人也宁愿闭着眼睛相信其在为民请命.

 

 

坊间流传着这么一句说法,  ‘‘上的面的镇策基本上是对的好的,  但是传达到下的面后就被执行歪了坏了’’.

众多民众为这一说法感动.  高的级的镇客也觉得很受用.  为何民众感动 ? 因为贪菅着实多.  为何高的级的镇客觉得受用 ? 因为自龙庭发出的声音被底的层民众认为是绝对正确的.

坊间流传的这一说法的前半句比后半句更有趣更‘‘可爱’’.

如何看待‘‘淸菅’’ ?

摘录一些话:

‘‘清官的毛病在于道德上有一种绝对的优越感,这使他们觉得自己的所作所为都问心无愧, 从而容易陷入自以为是甚至刚愎自用的境地。’’

http://www.baidu.com/s?ie=utf-8&bs=%E4%B8%BA%E4%BB%80%E4%B9%88%E6%B8%85%...

 

 

由于当今色会世风日下,  缺失公平正义,  而署名‘‘韩寒’’这个共用ID的言论正好谈及这些弊端,  故而有的人把开车的‘‘韩寒’’与这些言论对号入座,  把开车的‘‘韩寒’’当作正义的化身.

这正是猿人君及其幕后团伙的精明之处,  以此制造噱头,  创造妓底屁呢.

,  稍微琢磨推敲一下,  韩二龟是怎样出人头地的呢 ?

韩二龟本是文学白痴,  依仗猿人君的人际脉络关系,  在蒙丫举办的文二代新概念作文比赛中混个名次,  凭借誊抄的‘‘三虫门’’出名,  骗取了钱财名誉.  所以说,  韩二龟已经破坏了色会之公平正义,  为世风之日下作出了‘‘贡献’’,  韩二马扁子也抨击色会之不良现象,  岂不正如‘‘贼喊捉贼’’一样滑稽 ?

指望着韩二龟弘扬公平正义,  岂不荒唐可笑 ?

如今文二代泛滥成灾,  大部分文二代默默骗钱,  不敢公开造次,  怕露出马脚,  但象韩二龟之流飞扬跋扈于文化界思想界实为一大奇观.

 

 

由于倒韩者的不断质疑剖析扒皮抽筋,  韩二龟的‘‘天才作家’’以及‘‘意见领袖’’的虚假身份已被粉碎,  其向世人展现出的是一个思想浅薄的文学白痴.  同时,  人们也察觉,  韩二龟已经沦落为曰本的走狗,  不遗余力地推销曰本汽车,  其奴才汉奸的嘴脸已经展现得毫发尽现.

汉奸和贪菅都是以攫取不义之财为最终目的的.

 

 

啰哩啰唆写了一大堆,  就此打住,  不知能否引发各位看官的进一步思考.  如果你把本人的最近一些评论转发到天涯和凯迪文库去了,  本人是不会起诉你的噢

 

 

喇叭,唢呐,曲儿小腔儿大。
官船来往乱如麻,全仗你抬声价。
军听了军愁,民听了民怕。哪里去辨什么真共假?
眼见的吹翻了这家,吹伤了那家,只吹的水尽鹅飞罢!

 

 

峰峦如聚,
波涛如怒,
山河表里潼关路。
望西都,
意踌躇。
伤心秦汉经行处,
宫阙万间都做了土。
兴,百姓苦;亡,百姓苦。

 

 

滚滚长江东逝水,
浪花淘尽英雄。
是非成败转头空。
青山依旧在,几度夕阳红。
白发渔樵江渚上,
惯看秋月春风。
一壶浊酒喜相逢。
古今多少事,都付笑谈中。

 

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政府缺少处理公关危机的能力,尤其是用欺骗维护权力的作法

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政府缺少处理公关危机的能力,尤其是用欺骗维护权力的作法,其结果不但无法消除民众的疑惑,反而葬送了民众对政府的信任。错本不在犯了错误,而在于不敢公开的承认错误。更错在一错再错用谎言掩盖错误。当社会对官方的言行失去了信任时,这个政府也就没有了尊严和执政的基础。权力必须接受民众的监督。

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