请给每一个有野心的孩子创造公平的环境——与@01子非鱼 聊聊@肖鹰 by 司马3忌

如果不是网友AT了我,差点儿就错过了资深媒体人李多钰写的这篇奇文《请善待那些有野心的韩寒们》,(链接:http://dajia.qq.com/blog/435231114426880 )居然还被腾讯推荐了。

阅读全文,不知道咋的,忍不住脑补了一下那个著名的画面:韩寒穿着宽大肥硕的九分裤,右手提溜着尚有余温的袜子贴墙跟站着,胸前离地标高1182处二粒图钉激凸欲出,满脸的惊恐又似大义凌然……呼吸所及之处,对面挺立的是如山的@六六 ,鱼尾纹密布的双眼盈满了柔和的坏笑:“嘿嘿嘿,站好了,别乱动,大姐给你量身高……”

大致归纳一下就是:爱心不分人畜,护犊不分老幼。

细看作者,果然:李多钰,资深媒体人、作家,微博@01子非鱼,曾任新京报副总编辑(特别说明:毕业于上海复旦大学新闻学院)

毕竟是文化人,通篇的逻辑混乱硬是能整出二千多字来,还安了一个似模似样的标题,差点儿没让人笑死:

除了批评几句肖鹰的机会主义或者投机主义,主要方向还是嘲讽肖鹰是个老头子:“你们老了,要服老”,这个话题估计肖鹰教授肯定没脾气:年龄是个硬杠子,功能是个技术指标。

李多钰阿姨唯一正经的也就二句:

“我不得不再提醒肖教授两句话:第一,你一个体制内功成名就的清华教授,因为骂在体制内混不出来的韩寒出了名,应该惭愧啊;第二,韩寒一个市场化的人,根本就不在你说的那个体制内的文坛当中,所谓文坛反腐,难道是要反对自由市场?鲁迅文学奖更等着你去反腐呐,你且点名骂骂其中任何一个人看看?骂韩寒不犯法不得罪人,你也就是这点胆量。”

这就有些揣着明白装糊涂了,或者李多钰阿姨刚从哪里休了产假才回来?1999年开始成名的韩寒,还不是官媒体制CCTV一顿热炒才出了名的?韩寒还是市场化吗?贴个韩寒标签的《后会无期》,从新华社、人民日报到大大小小团组织集体宣传,司法系统有奖赠票,中国电影史上还有哪部商业电影有这样的规格和待遇?人民群众把追问韩寒新概念获奖的官司从行政案到民事案再到中央巡视组打了近十场,有关部门死猪不怕开水烫就是不松口,这还是市场化有野心的小青年?

至于肖鹰是否有胆量批评鲁迅奖,去问问湖北省作协主席方方就知道了。

李多钰呼吁中青报发文的教授们“你们老了,要服老”并善待有野心的青年们,显然就是特指要善待韩寒了,这才是典型的中老年妇女最后的荷尔蒙分泌:心疼得实在看不下去啊,“搅乱了一湖春水”。

希望李多钰阿姨有足够宽广的胸围,善待每一位有野心的青年们吧,作为文化媒体人,倡导并致力于建设一个公平的社会竞争大环境,让每一位有野心的青年有尝试和出人头地的机会,才是大爱。

所谓中国梦,不外乎把希望留给后代。我们都老了,该更年的更年,该闭经的闭经,有机会给青年们当好裁判,晚上睡觉前记得按量服用多奈哌齐和盐酸美金刚。

说不像样的话还是想好了再说比较好。

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李多钰,你还是媒体人吗?两千来字的文章逻辑混乱

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李多钰,你还是媒体人吗?两千来字的文章逻辑混乱,满文充斥着指责肖鹰老了的论点。请问难道你知道肖鹰教授老了,功能不行了?满足不了你的淫欲,就要将他踢开,而让有野心的硬挺的青年上?亏你还是一个复旦大学毕业的学生,复旦大学为培养出你这样的淫妇、骚货感到羞愧!!!!

呵呵,如果你嫌弃肖鹰教授,因为他老了

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呵呵,如果你嫌弃肖鹰教授,因为他老了,你也应该选一个真正挺得起来、有底气、有教养的青年啊。切不可饥不择食地选一个吹气而成的假货、劣货以自娱啊。你作为一个复旦大学的高材生,难道这都不懂?吹气而成假货、劣货究竟能够支持多久?玩不了两下就会爆炸的,你应该当心,那是很危险的!!!不过,也难怪,毕竟你也快老了,年轻的汉子可能也不喜欢你了,才有此下册!!!

韩寒把自己的孩子概念玩得很好。

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韩寒把自己的孩子概念玩得很好。

十年前央视对话中,主持人问道写作三重门的事,韩马上不自在,但是他很机智地反问:你觉得一个孩子写出二十多万字,容易吗?!

主持人姐姐就没追问了,这招很灵,在鲁豫,对杨澜的访谈中韩二屡试不爽。

现在也中年了,再卖萌卖不下去了,还好有个女儿,可以拿来诅咒发誓,继续卖。。。

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