真狗和娼妓当老师:韩寒反智例证 作者:石毓智

    肖鹰文中说,韩寒是继张铁生、黄帅后的另一反智英雄。韩寒七门功课不及格,被迫退学,由此对学校教育仇恨在心,他的作品把学校教育描写得极为不堪。下面选择几段让大家明白,众多大腕和各个媒体捧出的文坛天才到底是什么货色。

 

一、让狗当老师

         以韩寒名义出版的作品,明确倡导极端反智主义,这可以概括为三点:辱骂专家,丑化老师,教唆学生弃学加入黑道。不论是谁代笔写的,但是这个蔑视知识的调子始终没变。

         下面摘录《光荣日》(此书鉴别为路金波代笔)里一段(138页):

          再问下两个女的,都说不行,麦片是刚上完生理课,哈蕾是正在生理期。大麦自己也不愿意,左想右想,刘小力养的狗跑进了他的视线。

    大麦眼睛闪光,说:就是它了。这只狗有两条腿,蹦蹦跳跳的,它干什么学生就干什么,让学生跟着狗学得了。

    刘小力略微担心道:让学生跟着一只畜生学,那好吗?

   大麦一挥手,道:这你大可不必担心,学生已经很习惯跟畜生学了。

  

    看到这里,我无言了。这就是一本在青少年中广为流行的一本书哇!

 

二、让爱读书的学生吃屎

 

        韩寒作品的极端反智主义还表现在,一方面怂恿学生放弃学习而走向犯罪和堕落,另一方面让那些听老师话的学生吃屎。

         《光荣日》里,大麦让狗做老师,要求学生:狗做什么动作他们跟着学。做得好的,加十分。结果狗拉大粪吃大粪,学生就跟着拉大粪吃大粪。请看其“精彩”的描述(140-142页):

 

        大麦转头顺便看了看学生,发现所有的学生都蹲在地上。走近几步,发现都脱了裤子在拉屎。而刚拉完屎的狗眼睁睁看着这么多人在面前大便,一时间不知道该做什么好。估计这情景也改变了它的狗生观。很快,几个学生哭了起来。裤子没提就走到大卖的跟前,说:老师,我拉不出来。

   大麦一时不知道说什么好,正要开导,突然狗闻了闻自己拉的屎,吃了一口。

   这下学生们不知所措了,都看着大麦。一个学生惊慌失措喊了出来:怎么办,体育老师吃屎了!

   大麦正要开口,一位猛士豁了出去,趴在地上低头要吃。大麦连忙阻止,说:停,停停停。

         那位学生嘴唇上粘到了一点,用舌头一舔道:老师,难道不加分了吗?

 

        我在前面一篇博文讲,读韩寒的作品就像化验粪便看病一样,恶心。不了解的朋友还认为我那是比喻,任何读者看了这一段都会觉得是真实的感受。

        这段话的寓意是:老师教给学生的知识就是老师拉的大便,喜欢学习的学生就是吃老师的大便。这种对教育的恶毒攻击,即使文革那种极端反智主义时期都闻所未闻!

三、教师是娼妓

         在《三重门》中,韩仁均认为:老师教学生不应该拿钱,因为他们给学生痛苦;妓女应该向嫖客收钱,因为她们给嫖客快乐。这就是韩氏的高论:老师不如妓女。但是在《光荣日》里,老师就干脆成了妓女,是从妓女里选拔出来的。请看对女教师“麦片”的猥亵描写(148-149页):

 

         男生拍马屁道:谢谢老师。老师真漂亮。

    麦片听得心花怒放,笑着上前情不自禁捏了一把男生的小鸡鸡时嗔道:你嘴真甜。

    手刚放开突然一阵冷汗,自己把自己吓一跳,环顾四周发现同学们都看着自己,不禁后悔自己不小心把职业习惯都使出来。连忙对那个男生说道:你拉链,拉链没拉好啊。老师帮你把拉链拉好了,所有男生起立,检查一下自己的拉链有没有拉好。

 

 这种把学校说得连妓院都不如的地方,真令人触目惊心!这就是文学天才、意见领袖的杰作。

 

 

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Good news travels fast.

 

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