戏说韩寒骗局丑闻 作者:北方时评

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戏说韩寒骗局丑闻(2014.10.14第三版)

 

【平庸父亲】

仁均自幼喜读书,高中毕业家务农。(57年出生)

恢复高考机会来,毅然踏上求学路。(77年恢复高考)

华师大一心喜悦,一年肝炎被退学。(78年入学华师)

满腹委屈泪汪汪,愤恨填膺气断肠。

曾经同窗在校园,锦绣前程可期望。

亭新公社去工作,农民户口心惆怅。

光杆司令文化站,笔名韩寒勤写作。(80年发表文章)

作品棉花一等奖,故事发表一箩筐。

围城大师钱钟书,五体投地视偶像。(管锥篇79年8月)

勤学苦读管锥篇,三重门里见其详。

自考华师求文凭,专科毕业还算强。 (82年自考华师)

单位改制转户口,前程开始见曙光。(85年文化站改制)

金山区委办周报,仁均企盼副主编。(94年金山区办报)

思想落后非党员,民意调查落了选。(自述说被暗算)

文化局里小科员,没有实职没有权。(2005年调任)

郁郁寡欢不得志,愤恨不平难掩饰。

人品猥琐还龌龊,领导同事远逃脱。                                  

文笔恶俗格调低,用词阴毒损人极。

平庸无能满怨恨,穷困潦倒心不甘。

华师同窗衣锦绣,愁眉苦脸到中年。

青年时期韩仁均还算是有志青年,但大一被退学,再加上平庸无能、生活艰辛、儿子还不学无术,种种遭遇导致心理严重扭曲,心里充满怨恨,特别对老师用尽了阴损、毒辣的语言。

 

【神童转世】

祖孙三代五十平,家境贫寒度日苦。

借住平房倍艰辛,厕所情结心永驻。

孩子落地声洪亮,笔名传儿寄厚望。

幼时韩寒颇顽劣,严加管教屡不戒。

韩寒亭林读小学,平平凡凡在成长。

罗星初中择校贵,学习不好父亲累。

中考老父慌了张,跑来跑去就是忙。

体育特长加八分,松江二中如愿偿。

韩寒平日不读书,七科红灯成绩无。

女生宿舍偷爬入,泡妞有术手段强。

谎话成篇张口来,故事大王段子脏。

装逼耍酷喜张狂,语言低俗甚嚣张。 

 

【蒙丫大赛】

萌芽作文推大赛,名牌大学保送上。

仁均替儿报名快,有机可乘。

大赛规则挺严谨,貌似公平难进场。

父亲求医闯初赛,复赛在即却无奈。

复赛要求需亲身,文盲儿子难见人。

萌芽有个李其纲,老父出马求同窗。

其纲厚道不负望,自选考题拱手让。

杯中烂人可见此,徇私舞弊没商量。

韩一连夜挥笔就,韩二抄写还流畅。

次日上午要复赛,黄埔公证也在场。

萌芽一等二十名,黄浦公证十九人。

预留韩寒一等奖,韩一韩二都可上。

其纲串联各评委,绿色通道给点亮。

中午文章交林青,绕过公证真理想。

下午颁奖照相忙,韩二忐忑没敢上。

是父是儿谁获奖,不见真人难考量。

萌芽预留一个奖,绕过公证给韩享。

当年黄浦有良心,现在昧心作伪证。

笔名儿子巧妙用,乾坤挪移爽爽爽。

韩家捧得小奖状,锦绣前程路宽广。

造假作弊获大奖,韩氏父子心坦荡。

韩一劣文好发表,韩二大学不用考。

爱父为儿煞费心,七肛无耻帮骗忙。

世间公道何处在,蒙丫杂志臭名扬。

 

 【行走江湖】

韩二高一读两年,劣迹斑斑闹翻天。

学校开除当劝退,松江二中有欢颜。

韩家骗得一等奖,媒体争相来采访。

文坛天才不读书,就赞神仙也无妨。

明明韩二被开除,韩一却道主动退。

辍学少年天才论,媒体盛宴炒。

韩一劣作三重门,投稿被退无人闻。

说成韩二课堂写,以大装小遂发表。

笔名儿子合为一,代笔作者不是谜。

老子不需再投稿,安在小儿准发表。

北上赛车爽无边,京城嫖娼五百元。

韩一在家勤耕耘,乐得其所心甘愿。

书商金波人鬼精,狗头军师智多星。

立身博客评时事,体恤民意献假情。

钞票数得手抽筋,身边骚女多如云。

名利双收何其美,欺世盗名不后悔。 

媒体公知怀鬼胎,自由民主随之来。

都把韩二做神像,躲在背后放冷枪。

地下鲁迅遭躺枪,青年领袖被颂扬。

公民韩二上封面,公知齐呼比我强。

青年男女齐捧场,争把韩少做偶像。

无知低俗当趣味,韩粉齐唱韩太阳。

文坛矛盾算个P,任凭谁也别装B。

骂遍文坛无敌手,下流手段数一流。

 

【神像坍塌】

麦田扣响第一枪,人造韩寒算啥强。

小破文章不怎样,莫名两千万悬赏。

范爷驾到襄盛举,赏金加倍吓人胆。

拍钱压人惹众目,论战文坛成戏台。

韩一幕后总指挥,韩二台前只演戏。

文人淫星为主力,韩粉水军苍蝇聚。

长天否认拼爹讲,其纲恐吓诉诽谤。

麦田提出三重疑,避重就轻转话题。

攻击舟子毛发少,军师急坏发秘报。

勿与麦田话多讲,舟子打架万人逃。

麦田不堪去致歉,韩家得意尾巴翘。

调侃舟子被切歌,打假斗士仰天笑。

斗士春晚不休息,韩一破文细端详。

众多网友齐发声,春节没有过年样。

韩家闭门免征讨,孤芳自赏送舟子。

韩一说说我自己,自黑平庸求原谅。

团队包装全方位,韩二身高也成谜。

增高鞋垫显神奇,一米七三没问题。

韩二摊地晒书稿,此地无银笨昏招。

猪友日拉急翻墙,凄风苦雨真彷徨。

双方各自受采访,韩二镜前露蠢相。

韩一气急叫汪汪,舟子从容批假详。

江湖突现扫地僧,奇人助方有神功。

挺韩文人纷落败,逃之夭夭影无踪。

理亏词穷无力辩,闭门谢客听不见。

舟子邀请走两步,韩二宁死不外出。

无计可施抱官腿,佯装起诉扮神鬼。

上串下跳团伙忙,狗急打洞猪撞墙。

光明磊落手稿出,质疑人士细细读。

手抄错误篇篇有,忍俊不禁笑弯腰。

抄写任务真叫累,破着头发赚稿费。 (摘自网友总结)

四两干片没拨对,反正是投故事会。

功号一贯无所谓,本来亏了好多篑。

吹欠连开只想睡,身心也疲已经惫。

神仙韩二现原形,观众才见没穿衣。

垂头丧气团伙急,眼见文坛难混迹。

军师再献锦囊计,输出品牌导演戏。

后会无期一坨翔,韩粉尝来也称香。

 

【韩二定律】

挺韩人士频倒霉,韩二定律显奇迹。

长天伯乐断了气,21世纪抓进监狱。

大眼禁言美国行,大嘴偷吃人滥情。

吸毒财神进班房,嫖娼蛮子双飞忙。

红牛被罚亿万元,凡客裁人快关闭。

斯巴鲁车齐召回,快乐本营被枪毙。

变态辣椒叛国逃,病人永元狂发飚。

文坛丑闻被揭秘,韩氏父子央视泣。

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