我来告诉你“青春不再出发”究竟是谁 作者:安芃

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为了码《方韩大战始末》,这几天一直在天涯爬倒韩高楼。

在爬楼爬得精疲力尽的时候,突然看到青春不再出发的博文,顿觉眼前一亮,精神大振。

老实说,本人平生钦佩的人不多,但这位青春老前辈绝对是我钦佩的人之一,尽管他的博文有些掉书袋,有点卖弄的嫌疑,但卖弄也得有东西可卖才行啊。象韩寒,肚子里一包大粪,他就想卖弄也卖不出东西,除了大粪,所以面对镜头只能是具提线木偶。韩老爹也卖弄,肚子里也有些货色,只不过肚子里的货色太乱太杂太阴暗,卖出来的都是负能量,不象这位青春老前辈,卖出来的句句都是正能量。

这位青春老前辈(怎么这么别扭,下面就简称前辈吧)肯定是倒韩阵营中的人物,但他特定的打击目标并不是韩寒本人,而是那些挺韩的作家公知和萌芽杂志社的那些人。

他直接把韩寒定义为“毒蛇”,把韩家父子称为“劣质韩氏”,也是为了让挺韩公知们住口,不要再为“毒蛇”和“劣质韩氏”说话。他心里很清楚,只要把韩寒外围那些挺韩公知打哑,韩寒也就不攻自倒了。

我猜前辈本人并不玩微博,这个青春不再出发微博只是他的一个晚辈或者学生的。但是前辈一直非常关心方韩大战,看到战事有点胶着,看不下去,又看到晚辈或者学生有这么个青春不再出发的微博也在发布方韩大战方面的博文,觉的微博中的博文实在不着四六,实在忍不住,便亲自上阵,用这个微博自己发博文。也就是说,这个微博中的博文并不是前辈一个人写的,这样就可以解释为什么这个微博中的博文水平相差很大,象那篇《不开心的小韩寒》就不是他写的,特别不是他的话。这也可以解释为什么他的微博号会换来换去。

青春不再出发这个微博,最初可能只是倒韩阵营中的一个普通的步枪掩体,但前辈接手之后,愣是把这个步枪掩体立马变成了一个居高临下的重机枪阵地,一阵重机枪强火力突击,转眼就把对方高处的几处火力点全打哑了。

这位老前辈的出现,其实是给倒韩一方提供支柱式的火力支援,压制对方火力,掩护己方。倒韩阵营中竟然有人怀疑他是韩寒一方的人,实在太过多疑,也太高看韩方了。

如果韩方有这样的高人鼎力相助,韩寒也不至于输得如此难看。

当看到倒韩阵营中有人怀疑他是韩寒一方的人,竟然朝他开火,前辈很生气:老夫为你们提供加强火力支援,你们居然不识好歹,朝老夫开火。于是前辈与倒韩阵营中质疑派中的几位有一场混战,不过前辈手下留情,无损倒韩大局。

我猜测,这位前辈是文化界一位德高望重的长者,对文化圈中的猫腻一清二楚,对韩寒的事也了如指掌。以他的身份,实在不太适合亲自下场参战。但他对韩寒实在看不惯,那些作家公知们的胡说八道尤其令他胸闷。看到其他人的倒韩文章不得要领,他不得不顶着马甲亲自上阵。有些人说他发微博是为了借这个微博搏名上位,那才是不长眼睛的胡说。

前辈知道自己的任务是火力支援,所以第一时间就要将火力全面覆盖,全面压制对方的火力。他的掉书袋是有意为之,有两个目的,第一是先声夺人,一开始就居高临下地在知识学问方面压倒对手,也让其他人见识一下什么是真正的学问。他的这个目的达到了,对方几员大将被他书袋这样一掉,立马吓得不敢吱声。当我们读了前辈的博文,再回过头来看看韩寒,更觉得韩寒真的只是一只小爬虫而已。而且他的书袋这么一掉,让那些脑残韩粉想骂人都不知道如何张嘴。

前辈掉书袋的第二个目的是通过这样的方式来掩盖自己的知识路数,以保持神秘感。在这种情况下,越有神秘感,越有威慑力。在这位前辈的威慑下,叶兆言和方方简直弱爆了。

前辈的用意很明显,就是堵那些作家公知的嘴。他很忙,没有时间做细致的质疑考据,只能一上来就是强火力,先把叶兆言和方方打哑,再扒下萌芽几位的画皮。这等于是告诉其他公知:你们要挺韩,那不仅是跟方舟子做对,那也是跟老夫做对,老夫在此,尔等放马过来。从此,挺韩公知再也不敢jjyy,反水的,从墙上下来的,一拨接一拨,如过江之鲫。

前辈打完公知以后,拍拍屁股走了:孩儿们,老夫该做的事已经做了,接下来就看你们的了。哈哈,潇洒。

好了,闲话少说,话归正传,这位前辈到底是谁呢?

前辈博文一出,马上在网上引来许多猜测,说什么的都有。

我个人的看法是:这位前辈是--陈思和。

什么,陈思和?你有没有搞错?别忙,您手中的板砖先 hold 住,等看完我下面的分析您再拍不迟。

其实网上也有人提到过这位前辈是陈思和,不过没有给出理由,因此也就没有引起重视。现在,我来阐述一下我认为这位前辈是陈思和的理由。

首先,陈思和是什么身份,名牌大学文学院副院长,中文系主任,中文系教授。有这样的身份,一,知识储备上没问题,陈思和要掉起书袋来,当今中国估计没几个人能跟他比。二,尽管不是作家,却也混迹于文学界,陈思和做过文学期刊的主编,兼过市作协副主席,对文学界的运作,猫腻了如指掌,跟王蒙,钱钟书等人有些交往也在情理之中。三,既然有这样的身份,他就不需要借微博上位出名,潇洒地来,潇洒地走,这也与青春的作为相符。

第二,陈思和于上世纪八十年前期成名,其主要研究领域是中国现当代文学,在这个领域钻研三十余年,叶兆言和方方都在他的研究范围之内,所以,他要捏住两人的痛脚,那就跟玩似的。

第三,陈思和是哪个大学的?复旦。复旦在哪里?上海。所以,身在上海,曾作过《上海文学》主编,兼过上海市作协副主席的陈思和,对萌芽杂志社的那些人,那些事,了解得比谁都清楚。他的博文,对萌芽杂志社的那些人发出的是这样的信息:你们的那些猫腻,骗骗别人还行,哪能骗得了我?在这样的压力下,萌芽杂志社的那些人估计白天提心吊胆,晚上噩梦连连。

第四,陈思和对萌芽杂志社比较了解可以理解,但他为什么对韩寒也这么了解呢?您别忘了,陈还有一个身份,那就是萌芽新概念作文大赛的评委。作为评委,陈思和目睹了韩寒获奖丑剧,心里其实很不满,但中国文化人特有的温良恭俭让又让他无法直接抵制,无法与这帮人当面撕破脸,所以他才不得不在这个关键时刻顶着马甲亲自上阵。他的博文中对韩寒获奖丑剧的揭发就如同他亲身经历的一样,因为这的确就是他的亲身经历,所以他的博文才能有这样的底气,这才最让萌芽那帮人胆战心惊。

还有一点也让我想到青春是陈思和,因为青春的博文中除了提到萌芽杂志社的几位以外,还提到叶兆言,方方,林丹娅,曹文轩等,但他基本不提陈思和,除了指出陈思和家在上海,不住宾馆,不可能于早上九点赶到宾馆开会那一次。

至于自称钱钟书的弟子,我估计是掩人耳目的说法,一则提高自己博文的可信度,二则掩盖自己的真实身份。其实青春的博文当中对钱钟书作品中的内容提得不多,只是泛泛地谈一些鲜为人知的和钱钟书有关的私人掌故。了解这些掌故,对钻研中国现当代文学三十多年的陈思和算不了什么,却能把单纯作家身份的叶兆言唬得一愣一愣的。

也许你会说,青春的博文与陈思和平常的文风相去甚远。这一点也可以理解,陈作为教授,平时写论文不得不精炼严谨,中规中矩,四平八稳。但顶着马甲参加网络笔战就不一样了,谁也不知道我是谁,就可以天马行空,纵横恣肆,任意发挥。既然这次需要掉书袋,平时没有机会掉,那这次还不使劲掉个够?既然这次要任意发挥,平时也没有这样的机会,那这次还不尽情发挥个够?于是这博文就写成酱紫了。

最后概括一下要点。从青春的博文看来,这位前辈的特点是:1,学养极好;2,混迹于中国文学圈内,对圈内的人和事极为熟悉;3,住在上海,对上海文化圈也极为熟悉,而且在圈内地位颇高;4,与萌芽那帮人过从甚密;5,对萌芽新概念作文大赛了如指掌,而且极可能就是新概念作文大赛的评委之一。

综合上述特点,我们知道,萌芽新概念作文大赛评委当中,完全符合上面所有条件的只有一个人--陈思和。

当然,说一千道一万,我这依然只是猜测,依然心里没底。如果你要拍砖,尽管拍,但不要指望我有更多靠得住的证据。

另外,天涯的倒韩高楼实在太高,我如今才爬了十分之一还不到,我不知道后来这位前辈的真实身份是否已经确认。如果已经确认了不是陈思和,那我只能很愉快地认栽,那就说明了这位前辈功力实在太高,隐蔽得实在太好了。

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