《儿子韩寒》读后感 作者:王增杰

重要的事情放前面说:《三重门》和《零下一度》是韩仁均写的,三重门小韩寒还抄了一遍,《零下一度》估计他都不知道写的啥。

 

松江二中的两个老师说过同样的话,其实韩寒还是想学的,曾经高兴的跑来说老师你看我的数学进步了,可是《三重门》彻底害了他,大量的读者来信让小韩寒迷失了,从此学习成绩一落千丈,最后两年升不到高二,只要退学。

 

(BTW,韩仁均几乎都拆看了少男少女写给“韩寒”的读者来信,老不要脸的。)

 

这本书初版是2000年的,我看的是2008年再版,韩仁均自己说删除了很多东西,我也不知道是什么见不得人的。

 

OK,下面正儿八经的说事儿。

 

第一,“韩寒”到底是谁?

 

这个概念特别复杂,七门功课不及格的司机是韩寒,《三重门》、《零下一度》的作者是韩仁均,我是看完本书后面的韩寒档案才发现,作家身份的韩寒,实在没有拿得出手的东西。我定义的作家是有几篇特牛的长篇小说,而韩寒档案里列举的《三重门》、《长安乱》、《一座城池》、《光荣日》什么的,哪个你能耐心读下去?出版了一堆垃圾,居然也能被称为作家,其中的转折点在2008年。

 

现在所指的“韩寒”,是那个在博客骂高晓松、白烨、陆天明的韩寒,是写时评让人们觉得这个人真敢说的那个韩寒,再说清楚一点,从高一辍学、三重门出版引起热议后,韩寒根本没有走红,他只不过是作为一个莫名其妙的现象引起媒体的关注,如此而已。真正走红的那个韩寒是在互联网2.0时代,也就是博客时代,靠时评杂文引起关注的。这个时期的韩寒应该是路金波,路金波接受采访说过小鸡文学理论:用饶雪漫的意淫少女小说,吸引十七八岁的怀春丑女,用韩寒的时评杂文,吸引十七八甚至二十多岁不得志的社会青年、在校粪青,实在高明。

 

所以人们在讨论韩寒事件时争得头破血流,说他的身高、私生活糜烂,这是针对小韩寒,太肤浅了。我可以说自己是属于极少数倒韩派里头脑比较梳理得清醒的,我知道自己面对的根本不是一个泡妞乱搞的小混混,首当其冲的是韩仁均,然后是路金波,还有亭林镇马日拉那个团队,以及借“韩寒”这个品牌炒作、做买卖的大量演艺圈明星、公知圈明星,还有生意场上的投资人、企业主等等。

 

很多倒韩派说这些事实明明铁板钉钉,为什么他们就是看不见?其实大家都看见了,挺韩派倒韩派中立派都在看,只不过大家都选择了沉默。中立派是事不关己,心里明白就行了,何必趟那个浑水呢?挺韩派混圈子的多,而且公众形象在那里,有的更糟糕是和小韩寒还见过面吃过饭,这些年有意无意还帮他站过台,你让这批人发个微博说,噢,我当年看错人了,我现在宣布正式认定这父子俩是骗子?不可能,生活还是要继续,没必要。

 

那个谁跟我说过,打韩寒啊,到最后打的就是人际关系了,算了。

 

第二,韩仁均是个什么样的人?

 

我可能是现全今中国读韩仁均写的东西最多的人了,比较有发言权。韩仁均是上海郊区人,写东西对上海人那种酸溜溜的情结很重,另外别看有肝炎,性欲比较强,写什么都能拐到女人上,而且对女人颇有心得,他对离婚女人、妓女比较偏好,常常写出老女人的心理活动,文字下流,是其比较显著的特点。除了众所周知的那些典故,今天又看到一段,署名韩寒的《来自海边》,写17岁的小韩寒郁闷了去海边坐坐,“更加雪上加霜的是旁边五米处有一对情侣在亲热,不顾我浑身寒冷,也不懂得有福同享,三个人一起抱着多暖和……”

 

其实我对一个人所有的文章都表现出猥琐还是比较钦佩的。

 

另外韩仁均真的是恨极了教育制度。这和个人经历有关系,恢复高考第一年就考上华东师范大学中文系,没几天就因为肝炎被退学,他把一腔怒火都撒在了后来小韩寒所处的教育制度中,甚至仇恨整个教师队伍,动不动就对教师这个行业破口大骂。不过他的这种反智风格后来遇到了知音,那就是书商路金波,路金波认为韩寒本身这个素材就不错,可以包装成一个对抗体制的玩世不恭的青年出来,但是反教育体制还是太狭隘了,他给发挥了一下,塑造一个对这个社会不满的青年偶像形象,一炮而红。

 

许多见过韩寒的人都说,甚至有些是我的朋友,说韩寒人很nice,笑嘻嘻的,说话声音也小,就是素质差点,但和网上的形象不一样——这不是废话吗,网上那个看不惯一切的形象是代笔造出来的。互联网时代你还真不知道屏幕后面是个人还是一条狗,韩氏父子钻的空子,就是这个特点,巧合的是这俩还挺爱狗,头像都是狗头。

 

总之,《儿子韩寒》里韩仁均对教育体制肆意抨击,而且他保存了大量针对韩寒现象的评论,捡其中自己认同的大量摘录,我也没仔细看,大概意思就是——上大学了不起啊,有文凭牛逼啊,老子就是不读书,老师还不如我呢,你看我活得比你们好,气死你气死你。

这种反教育反智的论调,比较受社会loser的喜欢,骂老师,骂得好啊,我最恨老师了,每天逼我学习。骂政府?骂得好啊,政府这么无能导致我这么穷。反正我就这么说吧,崇拜韩寒的韩粉,真的是一无是处,这么多年又不是没见过。

 

你知道为什么打韩寒的人少吗?真正有文化的人谁愿意沾惹他那个蝗虫大队,满嘴喷粪,草泥马你敢骂韩寒,你比人家强吗?人家有钱有妞泡——瞧瞧,成功的标志就是有钱有妞泡,你还指望这批人能大彻大悟?何必呢,让他们蠢三代不好吗?

 

世界上多一些蠢人是很有好处的,韩仁均这么想,路金波这么想,其实我也这么想。

 

其他的就没什么价值了,什么赛车啊小时候的琐事啊,没仔细看,我挑关键词,就是三重门怎么出版的、新概念怎么获奖的看了看。另外,韩仁均这个骗局并不是毫无破绽,只不过因为没人当回事,不关注罢了。韩仁均和韩寒字迹很像,投稿新概念的《书店》一篇文章,当时就有评委怀疑是代笔的,韩仁均还自夸“代为捉刀?但写得太好了”,忍不住又夸了自己一次。

 

这本书是别人给我的,我特意去网上查了查评论,有个韩粉这样写:“认真看完了,和韩寒风格很像!果然有其父必有其子……”

 

最后,你们说了不算,这件事什么时候我玩腻了,才有个结束。

 

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